what is it abouth this week's weather? too many people have fallen prey to the nasty flu... and sad to say, albeit grudgingly, i am also one of the casualties.
and with this note, i would like to send my heartfelt apologies to my dear classmates (i think there were about four of them) who succumbed to my very potent virus. if i had only known it to be such a formidable force, i shouldn't have let myself hug, kiss and chat with you guys... then i wouldn't feel sooo guilty whenever i see you freezing and looking all shitty.
i am truly very sorry guys.
but come to think of it, it doesn't have to always be an inconvenience...
us defense, if you're reading this right now, i am offering you a once in a lifetime deal. what if i can sell you a sample of my ultra mega mega powerful virus? (for a reasonable price, of course *wink*wink*.) see, you can mutate it into a new strain of ebola or even cross it with you know, other deadly viruses like the corona and west nile. huh, fancy that. and then, you can use it for future bio-terrorism purposes! now ain't that a splendid bargain?
and with this note, i would like to send my heartfelt apologies to my dear classmates (i think there were about four of them) who succumbed to my very potent virus. if i had only known it to be such a formidable force, i shouldn't have let myself hug, kiss and chat with you guys... then i wouldn't feel sooo guilty whenever i see you freezing and looking all shitty.
i am truly very sorry guys.
but come to think of it, it doesn't have to always be an inconvenience...
us defense, if you're reading this right now, i am offering you a once in a lifetime deal. what if i can sell you a sample of my ultra mega mega powerful virus? (for a reasonable price, of course *wink*wink*.) see, you can mutate it into a new strain of ebola or even cross it with you know, other deadly viruses like the corona and west nile. huh, fancy that. and then, you can use it for future bio-terrorism purposes! now ain't that a splendid bargain?
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