please, don't expect me to spill intelligible bits of information today. you might end up disappointed. *grins*

earlier today, my classmates and i were in the avr, listening to our professor's lecture. now, i happened to sit right next to my oh-so-talkative (but simply adorable) friend michelle. i wanted to tell you everything that we were babbling about but i'm afraid i'd be taken into the mtrcb office if i did. and so chaos ensued...

now during our stay there, we have come to an agreement. and that is to make our own list of the 10 hottest men ever to grace the face of the universe. [pasintabi na po sa mga inosente dyan... medyo maselan po itong segment ko ngayong araw kaya... tsupi na ang di makaka-carry. ummkay?]

and now, without further ado, the ten hottest men ever!!!

10. hugh jackman

ladies ladies... wipe the drool off your faces and listen. just what is so hot about hugh jackman? well for one, he is aussie so i know you just can't say no to that lovely accent. and my god, look at that ripped body... mapapasyet ka talaga.

9. jake gyllenhaal

first time i saw jake was in the day after tomorrow. he didn't really strike me as cute. in fact, i thought he was rather fugly. but then, i saw him on et a couple of months later, and then i kinda reconsidered. aba eh, aside sa sweet sa gf(ex-bf sya ni kirsten d.), jake also loves animals and take note; he is an ivy league-er. jackpot mga bruha. and look at those expressive eyes... kakayanin nyo ba yang tanggihan?

8. paul bettany

you might have seen him from a knight's tale as poet turned squire geoffrey chaucer... or maybe in wimbledon opposite kirsten dunst. this english actor turned hollywood hottie hails from london (his fair skin and lanky figure is a giveaway) and is bound to take the world by storm. i mean, just look at those blue green eyes and that roguish smile... dammit. this guy is hot.

*a lil bit o trivia... paul is playing the part of silas the albino in the da vinci code so watch out!*

7. heath ledger

obviously this guy can act and as it is, plus point na yon. pero tama ba namang biyayaan pa ng napakagandang mukha? heath, so help me god, pag nakita kita lalapain talaga kita. yun na.

6. gary dourdan

as one saying goes... once you go black, there's no turning back. well, kung ganito ba naman ka pogi ang kasama mo eh talagang wala nang atrasan... look at the eyes, the pecs, the abs... syet, ulam na ulam ito mga lola.

5. channing tatum

look at him... hotness personified. you could just stare at him all day and not get bored. o mga lola, ang mga hasang nyo alive-alive na naman. uhm...

4. johnny depp

johnny depp is god's gift to women. he's handsome, he's talented and he's a family man. *awwwws* and of course, ala na ngang mas hihigit pang criteria for being hot kung sa pagkakakita lang sa kanya eh mapapasigaw ka na ng; "syet!!! pugutan nyo ko ng ulo! pugutan nyo ko!!!"...

3. hugh laurie

watch house and you will know why i'm going nuts for this guy. wow pare galing umarte. i just looove him beyond expression. *seizes*

2. gael garcia bernal

if you don't think gael is hot, then i guess it's either you're blind or you're blind. the green soulful eyes, the kissable lips, the undeniable acting prowess, the everything. i know you are sick of me saying this but i'm gonna say it anyway... gael is one hot piece of ass. at yung mga KABIT jan, sana wag nang mag feeling. ako ang original, pirated lang kayo.

1. adrien brody

this is it. no need to wipe the drool off your face... it's gonna slosh out anyway. it's adrien brody for cryin out loud! ilong pa lang yan ah, pardon me for the language pero makalaglag-undies talaga. damn you for being the hottest man alive. damn you!

with my runner-ups

colin farrell
william petersen
takeshi kaneshiro
dennis trillo
enrique iglesias