finally, the long wait is over.

after a month long hiatus, yours truly is back for yet another serving of spunk and b*tchiness. (ha!)

so why don't i tell you what's kept me busy in the past couple of weeks? i'm sure you guys still haven't heard of the whole story right? after all, i was too busy fattening up my ass to even take the time to go to a nearby internet cafe. ergo, let's go straight to the nitty gritty...

since we were in a holiday break, of course, what logical thing is there to do but eat? well, hello. i admit i kinda gained a few pounds. point in fact, i don't even seem to fit in my skit anymore! ok, maybe i was exaggerating a lil bit... but aside from stuffing my face, i also took time to watch marathons of two of my favorite shows in the whole wide world!!! syempre ano pa nga ba kundi jewel in the palace and south park. career kung career ito. if i'm not mistaken, jitp has a total of 70 episodes (1 hour per ep) + the two hour special. you do the math. with south park, i watched seasons 1-8 (except for season 6, coz they didn't have it, to my dismay). and if you're thinking if i had anything else to do, well i don't think so. my routine was like this: eat, clean, bathe, watch, eat again, watch then sleep. it's that simple. syempre naman ala akong pera, pano mo naman ii-expect na makaalis ako no... tsktsk.

so let's go back to the present.

an hour ago, i just finished the second round of my prelim exams. it was in philippine literature and logic and boy, it doesn't look good. earlier during the exams, i felt like ramming my head into a solid brick wall. i mean, whatever happened to the reviewing i did last night? it all seemed like this gargantuan blur of thoughts. i felt like shit. and i thought today i'd do better because yesterday, i did so-so on my american lit exam... oh nooo, what's gonna save me now from the fiery pits of debarment hell??? help!!!