there are a lot of things going through my mind right now... and i can tell you now these are not happy thoughts. sometimes i get sooo sick and tired of my life i just want to kill m--- somebody. (and you really thought i had the stupidity to kill myself. nah-uh. not me, fellas.) god, i wish there is some way to battle teen depression. hmn...

oh! i know! why don't i just ask johnny depp for the answer?

johnny depp has all the answers you know. you just look at the guy and say, "dang johnny! your hotness transcends even the gravity of my depression. damn. all hail johnny..." then your voice will trail off eerily and alas! all of your woes have gone to timbuktu, thanks to the high and mighty johnny depp.

heck. if only it were that easy.