arrgh... too much fat... can't stop... eating... blech!!!

uhm... just what the hell am i talking about here? one of the seven deadly sins, of course! now if you have an iq of more or less 80, then i presume you'd know what i mean.

gluttony: is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires. translation: you stuff your face till your stomach is as hard as your forehead.

people say that judging from the way i look, hindi naman daw ako mukhang matakaw. but then again, i always order them to take a good look at my fat ass and they find out the horrible truth. "syet, oo nga no? ansiba mo!"

hehe. joke lang yun. pero all the fats and calories hang out sa may thighs ko. ala weh, sabi nila cozy daw dun. anyways, balik sa usapan.

bakit ka nyo mas matindi ang paglamon ko ngayon? kasi naman, this week lang eh nagbirthday ako. complete with stroke-inducing, artery-blocking bogchi pa yan ha? for 4 days straight, agahan-tanghalian-hapunan ko ang crispy pata, char-broiled pork chops, ginataang hipon, chopsuey at *tandadadaaaan!!!* how thoughtful, how goldilocks black forest cake. sosyalin... pero sa totoo lang feeling ko sampung taon yata ang nabawas sa buhay ko.

at eto pa nga kamo... kung before, calories and fats lang ang iniintindi ko... ngayon, that's the least na lang of my concerns. pano ba naman... as i was browsing through http://deadlysins.com/, i found out na kapag nagpatuloy pa pala ang ganitong lifestyle ko, pag na-chugi na ko, i-foforce feed nila ako ng mga rats, toads and all sorts of vermin sa hell.

eeeekkk! what should i do? should i quit eating what i love and resort to being vegan, o should i continue to eat sinful delights and die a fulfilled life? whaddya think guys?

*newsflash, you upcoming tub-o-lard, nobody gives a rat's ass! shut your goddamn trap!*

sabi ko nga...

haldol please...