arrgh... too much fat... can't stop... eating... blech!!!

uhm... just what the hell am i talking about here? one of the seven deadly sins, of course! now if you have an iq of more or less 80, then i presume you'd know what i mean.

gluttony: is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires. translation: you stuff your face till your stomach is as hard as your forehead.

people say that judging from the way i look, hindi naman daw ako mukhang matakaw. but then again, i always order them to take a good look at my fat ass and they find out the horrible truth. "syet, oo nga no? ansiba mo!"

hehe. joke lang yun. pero all the fats and calories hang out sa may thighs ko. ala weh, sabi nila cozy daw dun. anyways, balik sa usapan.

bakit ka nyo mas matindi ang paglamon ko ngayon? kasi naman, this week lang eh nagbirthday ako. complete with stroke-inducing, artery-blocking bogchi pa yan ha? for 4 days straight, agahan-tanghalian-hapunan ko ang crispy pata, char-broiled pork chops, ginataang hipon, chopsuey at *tandadadaaaan!!!* how thoughtful, how goldilocks black forest cake. sosyalin... pero sa totoo lang feeling ko sampung taon yata ang nabawas sa buhay ko.

at eto pa nga kamo... kung before, calories and fats lang ang iniintindi ko... ngayon, that's the least na lang of my concerns. pano ba naman... as i was browsing through http://deadlysins.com/, i found out na kapag nagpatuloy pa pala ang ganitong lifestyle ko, pag na-chugi na ko, i-foforce feed nila ako ng mga rats, toads and all sorts of vermin sa hell.

eeeekkk! what should i do? should i quit eating what i love and resort to being vegan, o should i continue to eat sinful delights and die a fulfilled life? whaddya think guys?

*newsflash, you upcoming tub-o-lard, nobody gives a rat's ass! shut your goddamn trap!*

sabi ko nga...

haldol please...

please, don't expect me to spill intelligible bits of information today. you might end up disappointed. *grins*

earlier today, my classmates and i were in the avr, listening to our professor's lecture. now, i happened to sit right next to my oh-so-talkative (but simply adorable) friend michelle. i wanted to tell you everything that we were babbling about but i'm afraid i'd be taken into the mtrcb office if i did. and so chaos ensued...

now during our stay there, we have come to an agreement. and that is to make our own list of the 10 hottest men ever to grace the face of the universe. [pasintabi na po sa mga inosente dyan... medyo maselan po itong segment ko ngayong araw kaya... tsupi na ang di makaka-carry. ummkay?]

and now, without further ado, the ten hottest men ever!!!

10. hugh jackman

ladies ladies... wipe the drool off your faces and listen. just what is so hot about hugh jackman? well for one, he is aussie so i know you just can't say no to that lovely accent. and my god, look at that ripped body... mapapasyet ka talaga.

9. jake gyllenhaal

first time i saw jake was in the day after tomorrow. he didn't really strike me as cute. in fact, i thought he was rather fugly. but then, i saw him on et a couple of months later, and then i kinda reconsidered. aba eh, aside sa sweet sa gf(ex-bf sya ni kirsten d.), jake also loves animals and take note; he is an ivy league-er. jackpot mga bruha. and look at those expressive eyes... kakayanin nyo ba yang tanggihan?

8. paul bettany

you might have seen him from a knight's tale as poet turned squire geoffrey chaucer... or maybe in wimbledon opposite kirsten dunst. this english actor turned hollywood hottie hails from london (his fair skin and lanky figure is a giveaway) and is bound to take the world by storm. i mean, just look at those blue green eyes and that roguish smile... dammit. this guy is hot.

*a lil bit o trivia... paul is playing the part of silas the albino in the da vinci code so watch out!*

7. heath ledger

obviously this guy can act and as it is, plus point na yon. pero tama ba namang biyayaan pa ng napakagandang mukha? heath, so help me god, pag nakita kita lalapain talaga kita. yun na.

6. gary dourdan

as one saying goes... once you go black, there's no turning back. well, kung ganito ba naman ka pogi ang kasama mo eh talagang wala nang atrasan... look at the eyes, the pecs, the abs... syet, ulam na ulam ito mga lola.

5. channing tatum

look at him... hotness personified. you could just stare at him all day and not get bored. o mga lola, ang mga hasang nyo alive-alive na naman. uhm...

4. johnny depp

johnny depp is god's gift to women. he's handsome, he's talented and he's a family man. *awwwws* and of course, ala na ngang mas hihigit pang criteria for being hot kung sa pagkakakita lang sa kanya eh mapapasigaw ka na ng; "syet!!! pugutan nyo ko ng ulo! pugutan nyo ko!!!"...

3. hugh laurie

watch house and you will know why i'm going nuts for this guy. wow pare galing umarte. i just looove him beyond expression. *seizes*

2. gael garcia bernal

if you don't think gael is hot, then i guess it's either you're blind or you're blind. the green soulful eyes, the kissable lips, the undeniable acting prowess, the everything. i know you are sick of me saying this but i'm gonna say it anyway... gael is one hot piece of ass. at yung mga KABIT jan, sana wag nang mag feeling. ako ang original, pirated lang kayo.

1. adrien brody

this is it. no need to wipe the drool off your face... it's gonna slosh out anyway. it's adrien brody for cryin out loud! ilong pa lang yan ah, pardon me for the language pero makalaglag-undies talaga. damn you for being the hottest man alive. damn you!

with my runner-ups

colin farrell
william petersen
takeshi kaneshiro
dennis trillo
enrique iglesias

gimme gimme gimme!!! anybody who can give me a box o' these teuscher champagne truffles will *eherm* have the rare chance of having me as your p.a.. for a month! ain't that a great offer? it's valentines day and so i reckon you shouldn't deprive a person of some luvin (even though it's for a price *winkwink*). whaddya waiting for? buy now!

oh, before i forget, a 36 oz 72 piece teuscher chocolate box costs 144 dollars. don't you just love me?

boy, do i feel holy. not!

just finished the mass our faculty was holding. in case you don't know, our faculty is celebrating it's 42nd year of foundation. it was nothing really, just a simple mass... you know the works. at least yours truly did not doze off (courtesy of my really talkative friend, JD). geez, all of a sudden, i had this urge to rush to the confession booth and purge myself of my horrible sins...

yeah, like that's gonna happen. tough luck.

oh, i'm bored. what do you say we play a game of 'guess who?' you're 'it'.

he practically has no manners, cranky, brutally honest, sarcastic and anti-social but at the same time brilliant, caring, hardworking, funny, charming and *arrestingly* handsome. (ok, must've been a lil biased there, but believe me, you ain't seen nothing yet...)


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sirit na? it's none other than...

tada!!! did you guess right? if you watch fox's hit tv show, you'd ace the answer. (well duh)

for those who do not recognize greatness, he is gregory house, from tv's house,md. i have become a cult follower of the show, and it is rather obvious that i am exhibiting a bad case of obsessive compulsiveness because of it. i don't remember the last time that i have not thought about house... god, i think i'm already a house-freak! i mean, could you blame me? aside from the annoyingly beautiful cast, the script is also amazingly written. if you like a good dose of humor and sarcasm fused into one, then house is the show to watch. and if that isn't your thing, you could also watch it for the intellectual part. i mean, wouldn't it be cool to scare your friends into quitting television by telling them that too much watching can lead to amyotrophic lateral sclerosis? hehe. i bet they'd be scared as hell.

and for that, i am giving out a warning. the high-rating drama house which features a team of talented doctors and their painfully brilliant mentor may prove addictive. viewer discretion is not advised.

i know, my blog looks shitty. so do i.

for my fellow bloggers (and classmates) who have no idea where i've been for the past few days... well, you guys might be wondering what happened to me. actually, i got sick. and yes, i am human and i do get sick, thank you very much. => it wasn't that serious, just high fever and bouts of asthma. y'all don't have to worry, i'd still be here to give you a good dose of mumbo jumbos and other crap.

now here's the good part. as the "film enthusiast" that i say i am, i am going to present you with the movies that i think you should definitely not miss. i hope you like my chosen roster of movies... enjoy.

TRANSAMERICA





















transamerica is about a conservative transsexual woman, bree, who is about to undergo her last sexual rearrangement procedure. just weeks before the scheduled operation, she receives a call from toby, a rebellious teenage boy who claims to be her son. bree finds out that toby is indeed her son, when she was still a he. the next string of events is bound to tickle and warm your hearts as both characters embark on a journey and discover the magic of their connection.

you got to trust me on this one. i've just finished watching this and there is nothing bad i can say. i really liked how felicity huffman delivered a solid performance... i mean it was almost like she WAS a transsexual. wow, i was sooo into the film i forgot i had pe class in the afternoon. whoops! sorry ms. ragunton, i just had to finish it. i just had to.


CAPOTE




















capote is about writer truman capote, who is in the midst of making his book "In Cold Blood" an account of a murder of a Kansas family. Whilst making the book, he develops a close relationship with one of the killers.

sounds intriguing huh? when i was watching the golden globes last month, i thought philip seymour hoffman did not deserve to win best actoragainst my bet, heath ledger. but then, i searched the net for information about his movie and i think i might be wrong. dead wrong.


WALK THE LINE





















walk the line is a biopic of the infamous country singer johnny cash. haven't seen this one yet, though it is already showing right now. now, why should you watch the movie? for one, like brokeback mountain and memoirs of a geisha, it's gotten rave reviews and it's also gotten tons of awards (mostly for actors joaquin and reese). so if you like music and drama, why not watch walk the line? i'm sure it won't disappoint you.


MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA





















okay. i really don't have to explain why you should watch mog... but in case you don't know why, i'll tell you. it's awesome. period.

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN






















if you're one of my classmates, you're probably too tired of hearing this. so i'll make it short . it's gay. it's great. go watch it or else i'll come to your sleep and smother you with a pillow. ok? ok.