hallelujah! just three nights to go before the philippine movie premiere of pirates of the caribbean: dead man's chest. i couldn't tell you just how excited i am for this film. i've been a johnny depp fan as long as i can remember and dead man's chest for me, could be one of the most momentous highlights in johnny depp's career. so depp fans and jdfc members unite for wednesday's screening of dead man's chest. aye aye, maties!

what is it abouth this week's weather? too many people have fallen prey to the nasty flu... and sad to say, albeit grudgingly, i am also one of the casualties.

and with this note, i would like to send my heartfelt apologies to my dear classmates (i think there were about four of them) who succumbed to my very potent virus. if i had only known it to be such a formidable force, i shouldn't have let myself hug, kiss and chat with you guys... then i wouldn't feel sooo guilty whenever i see you freezing and looking all shitty.

i am truly very sorry guys.

but come to think of it, it doesn't have to always be an inconvenience...

us defense, if you're reading this right now, i am offering you a once in a lifetime deal. what if i can sell you a sample of my ultra mega mega powerful virus? (for a reasonable price, of course *wink*wink*.) see, you can mutate it into a new strain of ebola or even cross it with you know, other deadly viruses like the corona and west nile. huh, fancy that. and then, you can use it for future bio-terrorism purposes! now ain't that a splendid bargain?

jtdc. last monday has got to be one of my most hellacious days ever. fyi people, i was down with the flu then, and i swear to god i thought i would never see the light of day again.

that day during class, i felt rather chilly... in fact, a lot colder than usual. and by the time i was taking my filipino quiz, i was already feeling mucous trickling down my nose. as anyone would expect of a "i don't give a rat's ass" person like me, i just shrugged it all off, together with the increasingly annoying pounding inside my head. little did i know that later on in the afternoon, it would totally disable me.

to cut the story short my friends, i felt like crap. i couldn't breathe, i was freezing one time, and burning in hell the next. i couldn't eat, my throat hurt and i couldn't sleep. good thing my brother wasn't there to pester and annoy me, or else, i could've been dead right now. buti na lang naawa sa kin ang dyos, pinagpahinga rin ako nung madaling araw na.

moral of the story: always bring an umbrella to protect you from the evil bitch that is rain.

there are a lot of things going through my mind right now... and i can tell you now these are not happy thoughts. sometimes i get sooo sick and tired of my life i just want to kill m--- somebody. (and you really thought i had the stupidity to kill myself. nah-uh. not me, fellas.) god, i wish there is some way to battle teen depression. hmn...

oh! i know! why don't i just ask johnny depp for the answer?

johnny depp has all the answers you know. you just look at the guy and say, "dang johnny! your hotness transcends even the gravity of my depression. damn. all hail johnny..." then your voice will trail off eerily and alas! all of your woes have gone to timbuktu, thanks to the high and mighty johnny depp.

heck. if only it were that easy.